Jokes about dating high maintenance women

by  |  08-Aug-2016 02:27

Aries likes a challenge, so you could tease him a bit when he starts getting bossy, keeping what he wants out of reach until the end of the pursuit.

I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone the other night, and somehow we got on the topic of what it means to be a girl that is “high maintenance.” I’m the first to admit that I don’t particularly like that phrase when it describes a human being.

I mean, normally my dog, my garden (if I had one) or my beige suede boots might be considered high maintenance, but not a person.

Low maintenance, like lube and rim jobs, is a term, believe it or not, once only associated with a mechanics garage.

Cars that barely need tuneups, require little for spare parts and run for years without engine replacements are considered “low maintenance.”They are the ideal car for the new buyer, the old seller and the guy who is just trying to keep his expenses down and get from place to place.

Like with most things, most drivers begin wanting something more, something new.

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